Once upon a time there lived a morky named Ollie. The rascally pup thought he was quite regal. He believed he ran the house. Then one day his least favorite human pulled out a black contraption with buttons and knobs. Sometimes she pointed it at him and it made a clicking noise. He was afraid of it. So the only way this human could take pictures of him was with her telephone. But even then he gave her a haughty glare. And then a whimpering, pleading look. The human was okay with it though because it described him perfectly. The end.